Joe Biden accepts Barack Obama offer of VeePee role as Obiden to perform Obama Salute to tune of Obama Anthem per Obamessiah Code using Obamacain against ravages of John McCain.·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com. 
August 23, 2008--

            Joe Biden accepts Barack Obama's offer to be his vice-presidential running mate and thereby become Obiden performing the Obama Salute per the Obama Anthem according to the Obamessiah Code designed to provide the soothing effects of Obamacain against political pain to be inflicted by Maveick McCain.  In his first official statement, Biden said:

My life I have lived as Joe Biden
until I received the great tidings:
Obama chose me
to run as VeePee,
so now you must call me "Obiden."

My rank is First Officer Biden
with Captain Obama decidin'
the headings to take
on his ship of state,
but why does its name say "Poseidon"?

But yet I remain resolute, 
but squats I must do
with hands o'er my head--
My pride I will shred 
to give the "Obama Salute."

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        PoliSat.Com has obtained exclusive vide of Joe Biden practicing the Obama Salute during the early-morning hours of August 23, 2008, while awaiting the long-heralded "text-message" announcement of his selection by Barack Obama.  However, before Biden was able to finish his exercises for the salute, reporters discovered that he was "the one" picked by "The One."

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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