Valentine Call from Bill Clinton consoles Hillary Clinton in wake of Potomac Primaries or Chesapeake Primaries in which Barack Obama's BaRack the Vote Boat Iceberg in Chesapeake sank the
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
February 14, 2008--
A Valentine call from Bill Clinton consoles Hillary Clinton in wake of
the Potomac Primaries
(also known as the "Chesapeake Primaries") in which Barack Obama's
BaRack the Vote
Iceberg in the Chesapeake Bay sank the
Clintanic. Our Washington Bureau Drawer Chief says that highly reliable, who are
usually reliably high, inside the Clinton campaign concede that Hillary is extremely upset in the
wake of what many experts are calling a "disaster.". A "BaRack The Vote"
YOUTH Vote spokesperson said, "Everyone knowledgeable about American history knows that even
though Hillary claims she's 'not finished,' Obama's victory in the Chesapeake was like George
Washington's triumph over the Bunker Hill Brigade at Waterloo and was even more final the defeat of
George Custer and his trusty sidekick Sam Houston at the Alamo at the hands of Pancho Villa and Davy
Crocket in the Spanish American Revolutionary Mexican War" when federal troops sent by Abraham
Lincoln under the command of Robert E. Lee failed to arrive in time as reinforcements for Custer."
People unfamiliar with the "YOUTH" Vote's "BaRack the Vote" campaign for
Obama may fondly remember many of them as top contestants in "knowledge" quizzes on
politics and history conducted regularly at NBC and regularly broadcast as "JayWalking"
interviews or contests. After launching an education campaign, those top veterans from "JayWalking"
persuaded millions of less-informed youths to join their campaign under the "YOUTH" Vote
acronym, which stands for "Young Offspring Unexposed To History."
Most experts think the BaRack The Vote "YOUTH Vote" will easily "out-surge"
Hillary's strongest support group, the "GOTBOH Gals," whose acronym name stands for the
"Government Ought To Be Our Husbands" Gals (successors to the "Soccer Moms" who
so loyally supported Bill Clinton during the Monica Lewinsky scandal.). Unfortunately for
Hillary's campaign, many of her "GOTBOH Gals" are deserting in droves to join the
"YOUTH" to "BaRack The Vote." Many of them were persuaded to do so
because they identified themselves more as "Oprabama Gals." Will the migration
of young women from the ranks of the GOTBOH Gals to the Oprabama Gals accelerate at the same rate at
which the Obama surge against Hillary seems to be accelerating? This is the question to be
answered in the upcoming primaries in Texas and Ohio.
Meanwhile, today's endorsement
of Top Gun Maverick John McCain by Mitt Romney enabled McCain to elevate his surge over Mike
Huckabee. In other news, some pollsters seem surprised at the strong surge of support for
McCain among young males who tend to focus more on national security issues than "kitchen
table" issues of greatest interests to the GOTBOH Gals or the celebrity-lifestyle issues of
greatest interest to so many of the YOUTH Vote for Obama. Young voters for McCain
have organized under the acronym "YOUNG VOTE," which stands for "Young Offspring Understanding
Necessary Goal: Victory Over Terrorist Enemies."
Those in the "YOUNG VOTE" for McCain are young voters who think the most important
question is, "When
the [stuff] hits the fan, who do you want in the cockpit?" Although many
experts concede that most young voters in this category are males, many of their female friends will
soon begin understanding what's at stake in the same way. Already many of them are beginning
to identify themselves as "Maverick's Gals." Indeed, there are unconfirmed reports
that several new videos are soon to be released with titles such as "Maverick Girl,"
"Top Gun Girl," "McCain Girl," "McCain's Angels," and "SkyHawk
Wrenn, Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.