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Iceberg in Chesapeake sinks Clintanic but Captain Hillary Clinton claims being torpedoed by "BaRack the
Vote Boat" weaponry of Barack Obama as Top Gun Maverick John McCain rockets above.·
By Jim
Wrenn,
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
February 13, 2008--
An iceberg in the Chesapeake
sank the Clintanic on February 12, 2008. Environmental activists supporting Captain Hillary
Clinton quickly blamed it on Global Warming having caused a glacier that recently broke-off from
Greenland to float into the Chesapeake. Thus, the "Potomac Primaries" (also known as
the "Chesapeake Primaries") have sparked a "Global Warming"
controversy. PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief tried
unsuccessfully to contact Al Gore for an official response, but one of his Cardinals said he is en
route to a Global Warming Concert in the environmentally friendly GoreMobile
invented by none other than Gore himself after he broke the "Da
Gorgle Code."
In contrast, however, a spokesman for Hillary claimed that the Clintanic was actually torpedoed by
the "Barack The Vote
Boat" weaponry of Barack Obama as Top
Gun Maverick John McCain rocketed
overhead in search of that Russian
"Bear" Bomber that "buzzed" the USS Nimitz aircraft carrier group.
A Gore spokesman learning about Hillary's claim of being "torpedoed" by Obama rather than
having struck an iceberg in the Chesapeake said, "Hillary's always been a Global Warming poseur
unschooled in the real science of Da Gorgle Code of Global Warming as is our "Supreme Carbon
Footprint Podiatrist."
What surprised some naval experts is that Captain Clinton did not issue an "abandon ship" order. Instead, she reorganized her staff and instructed them to straighten-out the deck-chairs and then ordered the band to play Eleanor Roosevelt's favorite song, "Happy Times Are Here Again." Other naval experts said there was no need for her to issue an order to abandon the ship because the Clintanic is equipped with a special ballast tube and therefore, unlike the Titanic, it may take weeks, rather than hours, to finish sinking. That's because they have a large number of below-deck interns blowing the tube under instructions from Hillary's First Officer.
--Jim Wrenn, Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
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