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Creationism-- Genesis Says God Created Man, We Learned from Paul Harvey that God Made a Farmer, But Do We Know Who Created Julia?  ·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
February 17, 2013--

               Long ago, Michelangelo artistically showed God creating Man.  He also artistically depicted the Fall of Man flowing from Man having listened to Woman (but, of course, he chose not to depict how such Fall led to the joys of procreative activity and parenting.)   

 And, according to Genesis, The Fall also made farmers necessary, but yet it wasn't until a few years ago that Farmers received adequate credit when Paul Harvey explained why "God Made a Farmer," which explanation Chrysler reprised in 2013 as a SuperBowl advertisement for trucks.   But no one has explained the Creation of Julia and her progeny-- until now:

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Now, this explains a lot.  In the Gospel According to Marx, Julia was unable to resist the temptation to eat nuts and her downfall was that she thereby became a Tea-Bagger.   Overcome by grief and shame that she had disobeyed Karl's Commandment, she became depressed and succumbed to even more temptations while striving with all her might to eschew tea-baggerism.  She kept going down in her spiral but nevertheless eventually became pregnant without knowing which of the many might have been the father, all of whom fled in a cowardly fashion soon after learning she was pregnant.  Misunderstanding directions to Planned Parenthood during her 41st week of pregnancy, she sought help at a Catholic hospital, where she delivered a baby girl, whom she named "Little Julia," so she could follow in her mother's missteps.  

               Years later, as a result of the understandable stress of having to care for Julia, which entailed many things that had to be done every day such as feeding and clothing Little Julia, finding someone to drive her  to the ObamaCare Day Care center, hanging around the grocery store to have sympathetic friends use her ObamaFood Stamps to buy groceries for themselves and then come out and give her the money she needed to satisfy her crack addition, trying to figure out how to watch "American Idolatry" on her ObamaPhone, etc. etc., she found a compassionate pimp and became a High Class Crack Whore and ceased worrying about Little Julia, who had wondered away from middle school at age 10.   Unable to find her way back home, Little Julia continued wandering until she found an orphanage, where she became known as "Little Orphan Julia."  However, being restless like her mother, she ran away from the orphanage seeking to find someone to take care of her without demanding that she perform chores (helping with cleaning, dishwashing, etc.) regularly performed by the other orphans.  Then she found her way to a family of Tea-Partiers, who began taking care of her.  Soon afterward, she tired of their constantly preaching the importance of "self-reliance," and "personal responsibility" and their demands that she perform the same kinds of "illegal child-labor" chores demanded at the orphanage, so she ran away yet again.  Soon thereafter, she encountered Karl's Arch Angel:

So now, what will happen to Little Orphan Julia now that she's been adopted by Karl's Arch Angel as the new boss of her mother's HelpMate (Uncle Sam)?  Some may ask, "What happened to Daddy Warbucks?"  Won't he show-up at the last minute and save Little Orphan Julia?  Rumors persist that he went Galt after concluding that the "last minute" already passed on November 6, 2012.  Indeed, rumors abound that even Lady Liberty may be on the verge of shrugging:

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--Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliticalXray.Com (PoliSat.Com)

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Surveys Show Good Citizens Want, and Will Dutifully Obey, Universal Background-Check for Gun Ownership; Home-Invaders Remain Opposed.·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
February 15, 2013--

            .  As President Obama made clear in his "I Am The State Address" (formerly known as the now-archaic term "State of the Union Address"), surveys have shown that virtually "all good citizens want, and will dutifully obey, laws requiring a Universal Background-Check by anyone acquiring a gun by any means regardless of whether by purchase in a soon-to-be-taxed-out-of-existence gun shop or at soon-to-be-banned "gun shows" or by gift or purchase from a friend, spouse domestic partner, parent, sibling, or any other relative."   Obama stressed, "I've always supported the right to bear arms by all citizens who have proven to the soon-to-be-established Federal Department of Mental Health that they are mentally suited to 'bear arms.'"    He added, "This is especially important for young women who, everyone knows, are more vulnerable to seductive arguments by belligerent males that such vulnerable women 'need' a 'right' to 'arm' themselves so they can behave as do belligerent males.  We want vulnerable females to be belligerent only when they're serving in combat.   Good citizens will always follow the Love-Thy-Enemies Commandment of Jesus:  'Whenever a responsible citizen's home is invaded by a person who has violated the Universal Background-Check Law by acquiring and bearing a gun during such home invasion, the responsible citizen must first dial 911 and then prepare to turn the other cheek (or perhaps use scissors in self-defense if the home-invader gets really aggressive) until law-enforcement quick-responders can arrive.'"    

Finally, Obama again quoted Jesus in describing the most compelling reason for good citizens to comply with Universal Background-Check Laws:  "You are your Big Brother's Keeper."

And, of course, Obama reminded us that in addition to Jesus' Commandments that we be our "Brother's" keeper and that we love our enemies, he also Commanded that we always remember to include our neighbors in our circles of love:  

http://PoliSat.Com/Universal-Background-Check-for-Gun-Ownership.htm 

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In his 2013 State of the Union Address, President Obama proclaims that "if Congress doesn't act, I will because The State of the Union is I Am the State."

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7jpst5Tu5gU

http://PoliSat.Com/Obama-SOTU-20130-The-State-of-The-Union-Is-I-Am-The-State.htm 

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http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2013/du20y13m02d14-01.htm 

Some critics of President Obama make the spurious charge that he's been inconsistent on important constitutional issues.   But fair-minded observers know he has consistently held to the view that for too long we've allowed a Supreme Court majority to interpret the Constitution in a way they claim upholds the original intent of statements of abstract principles (such as "free speech") by 18th Century misogynistic men as though such abstract principles are "timeless."  He recognizes that our well-intentioned but primitive Founding "Fathers" didn't even know how to spell "Ye," and that, therefore, we should view their work as a starting point for a "Living Constitution" for Ye the People to be explained to you in due course by Modern Leaders.  

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=on-1h_XpMIg

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSnTEO7mf6M

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--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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