BillBoard Wars:  Obama White House Operation Rushbo inspires Obama followers to erect anti-Limbaugh billboard saying Americans Didn't Vote for a Rush to Failure; Rush Limbaugh supporters erect counter-billboard.·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
 
March 13, 2009--

            On behalf of the Obama White House "Operation Rushbo," Democrat, liberal, and progressive followers of Barack Obama erected a billboard saying "Americans didn't vote for a Rush to failure."   Environmentalists were quick to praise the Obama Followers for having used recycled ideas, paper, paint and glue in creating the billboard to be environmentally friendly. 

            However, according to a news-update at by Ed Morrissey HotAir.Com, it wasn't long afterward that non-followers of Obama (also known as supporters of Rush Limbaugh) erected a "counter" billboard saying, "But that's exactly what they got."  Although Ed conceived the idea for the billboard, he collegially yielded to a version designed by LoudTalker.Com (also known by friends as "PaulC").  And soon after that, the Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com pirated the whole idea and converted it into a video.  

            Regarding the anti-anti-Limbaugh billboard, environmentalists were quick to condemn the non-followers of Obama for having used new paper, new paint, new glue, and, worst of all, new ideas.  Irma Gittinhot, a scientific spokes-being for the Committee To Save Mother Earth From Non-Pro-Obama Billboards, said:  "This billboard erected to defend the indefensible Rush Limbaugh will greatly increase the carbon footprints on the face of Mother Earth and thereby greatly accelerate the arrival of Limbaughpomorhic Global Warming, a much more pernicious crime against nature than mere "Anthropomorphic Global Warming."

            The Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com has learned from highly confidential and highly anonymous sources that a large group of Obama Followers are planning a mass gathering near the anti-anti-Limbaugh billboard to protest such gross abuse of free speech.  While gathering under the Image of Obama, they plan to sing the Obama Anthem to show their solidarity with the Obamessiah.   

.            Learning about this important gathering as well as the crime-against-Mother-Nature aspect of the anti-anti-Limbaugh billboard, Bruce Springstein would join the protest and provide an impromptu "Global Warming Concert" immediately following the twenty-fifth rendition of the Obama Anthem by the crowd expected to number in the hundreds of thousands.  Word of this "Global Warming Concert" spread quickly throughout the scientific community, so it was only a matter of moments after Springstein's announcement that a spokes-being for Al Gore said he would join Springstein at the concert.  In response to a reporter asking how soon Gore would arrive, a Gore spokes-being said, "I can assure you that he's on the way to the concert 'as we speak.'"

            The Gore spokes-being added, "Now that we have a truly Green President, we must support him against this onslaught by the Mother-Earth-Hating-Right.  None of us can forget that it wasn't until very late in his Presidency that George W. Bush finally began trying to help Gore stop Global Warming, and we all know the results of that."  

            Efforts by PoliSat.Com's Washington Bureau Drawer Chief to reach Rush Limbaugh to afford him an opportunity to comment on this report were unsuccessful.  

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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