College students strap dildos to their bags in "Campus (Dildo) Carry" (a.k.a. "Cocks Not Glocks") protest against Texas law allowing students with "Concealed Carry" permits to carry guns on campus as shown in a local television station video report about the protest.   #CocksNotGlocks:

Caption: Leader of the "Campus Dildo Carry" (a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks) protest says: "In the event of a crazed-shooter attack, I can quickly insert my dildo and at least know I'll die in orgasmic ecstasy."
Please take note, Comrade Ivan, that these law-abiding protestors intend to engage in the lawful use of dildos and NOT an unlawful, criminal use (such as using them as clubs) because each of them acquired their dildos after extensive Universal Background Checks and completion of NOW courses on dildo safety and lawful use. The next thing you know, the Right Wingers will be demanding Dildo Control.

Supporting the "Campus Dildo Carry" (a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks) campus campaign for more gun control, Hillary Clinton as Spokeswomyn for the National Dildo Association (NDA) utters its famous slogan, "From My Cold, Dead Hand," as a symbol of the NDA battle against "Conceal Penis Carriers" on campus and against the National Rifle Association (NRA). In seeing this poster for the first time, Bill Clinton said, "I never knew Hillary had cold hands."

By the way, Comrade Ivan, take note of the fact that the protestor shown in the news report is engaging in "open carry" of her dildo. But her efforts would be more effective at dramatizing the danger of concealed-carry permits for guns if she were to change her method from open carry to concealed carry as recently demonstrated by a woman in Texas (who preferred #GlocksNotCocks over #CocksNotGlocks even though the brand she chose was Smith & Wesson rather than Glock):

As depicted above, Texas police found a Smith & Wesson "Glock Not Cock" concealed in the vagina of a "Cocks Not Glocks" protestor in a campus protest at the University of Texas at Austin (Well, maybe only a wannabe protestor who just couldn't get there or acted prematurely). Obviously, she preferred #GlocksNotCocks over #CocksNotGlocks (even though the gun she concealed actually was a Smith & Wesson rather than a Glock):

The high-tech xray shown above shows the cleverness of that GlockNotCock (rather than #CockNotGlock) "concealed carry" of the pistol in her Genecological Compartment.  But, as the police body-search revealed, that compartment was loaded but not locked.

As shown above, UT alumna, Jessica Jin, is the founder of the "Campus Dildo Carry" (a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks) gun-control protest against Texas law permitting students with "concealed carry" permits for guns to conceal-carry them on campus.

As shown above, Texas Longhornies cheer University of Texas alumna Jessica Jin (who founded "Campus Dildo Carry") for showing them how easy it is to conceal carry (dildo) on campus in their #CocksNotGlocks (Cocks Not Glocks) campaign against crazed shooters.

No CDC statistics have yet been developed on the extent to which publicity about female students on the campus conceal-carrying dildos may attract more crazed concealed-penis carriers to the campus, but in the interim, there are proposals to make the campus a "Penis Free Zone." When asked to comment on this campaign and proposals, Hillary Clinton said it involves "Hard Choices," and added "Indeed, technology has now made penis-free campuses a practical possibility given the new benefits of ObamaCare making an ObamaCare-provided orgasm-inducing implant more easily and quickly activated by an ObamAnhk Emergency Amulet instead of the more time-consuming 'dildo' method." #CocksNotGlocks

The image above shows how the ObamaCare-provided ObamAnhk Emergency Amulet brings relief within reach of older women whose manual dexterity may have become too impaired for traditional dildo utilization.

Regarding the #CocksNotGlocks (Cocks Not Glocks) a.k.a. Campus (Dildo) Carry founded by University of Texas alumna Jessica Jin, the newly formed NDA (National Dildo Association) urges all dildo carriers (both concealed carriers and open carriers) to take courses on dildo open carry, dildo concealed carry and, most important, dildo safety. See, for example, the following public service video by the NDA (whose members have things other than politicians in their pockets):

But, as shown by Guns.Com, some cocks are more difficult to be concealed in the normal manner by most female participants in the "Cocks Not Glocks" (#CocksNotGlocks) campus protest at the University of Texas at Austin against the Texas law permitting students with "Concealed Carry" permits to carry guns on campus:

(Note the un-archived url source for the image above is here.)

Hillary Clinton rejects Bernie Sanders' "stop shouting" rejection of her support for gun-control advocacy such as "Campus Dildo Carry" a.k.a. #CocksNotGlocks supported by the NDA (National Dildo Association), which will soon eclipse the pro-gun NRA (National Rifle Association):

Universal Background Checks.  To better understand the emotional appeal of  arguments made by more-gun-control advocates to persuade people not already understanding the Second Amendment to support imposition of "universal" background checks in order to learn how to utterly refute such arguments, please patiently watch the video below titled "Universal Background Checks" and then send links to everyone you know (including those who do not already understand the Second Amendment):

Many of the most outspoken gun-control activists (and especially celebrities) advocating gun-control legislation inimical to Second Amendment rights do not feel a need for personal ownership of firearms for self-protection because they're protected by professional "Paladins."  What does Paladin think?  Watch the video above.