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More on the Life of Julia: Breastfeeding Mom on Cover of Time Magazine Exemplifies How Attachment Mothers Are Joining the LGBT "Out for Obama" Campaign.·
By Jim
Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com .
May 13, 2012--
Jamie Lynne Grumet, the Mom featured on Time Magazine cover breastfeeding her nearly four-year-old son, exemplifies how Attachment Moms are joining the LGBT "Out For Obama" campaign.
More on the Life of Julia: Attachment-Motherhood Mom featured on Time Magazine cover breastfeeding her nearly four-year-old son exemplifies how Attachment Moms are joining the LGBT "Out For Obama" campaign. Kathleen Sebelius expresses approval of Jamie Lynne Grumet enlisting the consent of her nearly four-year-old son to illustrate the importance of the Nanny State (a.k.a., the Ninny State) in the Life of Julia as a Mom who (unlike Mitt Romney's wife) cannot afford a Nanny. Says Sebelius, "Mitt-Romney's-Wife never had to choose between responsible motherhood and exploitation of her children, so she can't possibly understand the difference nor can she understand why, in the Life of Julia, the former must always necessarily trump the latter."
According Axelrod and Plouff, "Exploitation of children is no different
from exploitation of any other group classifiable as a dependency group -- Why
do you think society has always grouped 'women and children' together? It's
because true progressives recognize that we can best serve both groups by
recognizing them as having exceptionally strong needs of dependency unlike those
barbaric 'Grizzly Moms,' who utterly refuse to exhibit dependency characterists
because they are the polar opposite of 'Julia.'"
Jim Carney
issued a statement that "President Obama agrees that it's best for all
groups to be viewed as dependency groups-- otherwise, how can we achieve our de-facto
goal of changing the interpretation of the Bill of Rights from that of 'saying
what Government can't do to you into saying what Goverment must do for you.'
This is the glue that binds our dependency groups (women, blacks, latinos,
children, Beta-Males, union members, etc.) together into 'Solidarity
Forever.'"
Reporters asked Carney whether the "Out For Obama" breastfeeding
campaign should include allowing the breastfeedor to permit the breastfeedee to
also enjoy Oreos during breastfeeding. Carney replied that he would need to
check with Michelle Obama before answering that question.
An insightful reporter with Media Matters asked whether these issues could be
affected by how the Supreme Court rules on ObamaCare. Carney indicated that
having anticipated that someone would ask that question, he had already obtained
authority to quote Vice President Biden: "If the Supreme Court were to
declare Obamcare unconstitutional, it would directly threaten the 'Attachment
Motherhood' provision allowing mothers to breastfeed their children until age
26."
Carney added,
"One of the reasons we're confident that the Supreme Court won't declare
ObamaCare unconstitutional is that it would jeopardize our ability to improve
nutrition for children (and adults) by subsidizing "Drive Thru'
Breastfeeding" as a healthy alternative to other forms of 'Fast Food.' That
program (to be titled, 'Operation Disgourgement') would provide a rapid
expansion of employment opportunities for young women since it's long been known
that even childless women can lactate. Indeed, Axelrod and Plouff are confident
that the prospect for such program would quickly reverse the temporary
likely-voter advantage that Romney holds among men that is similar to the
likely-voter advantage that President Obama enjoys among young women in general
and unmarried women in particular."
--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.
Permanent links to this installment:
http://PoliSat.Com/Attachment-Motherhood_Out-For-Obama.htm .
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