Indisputable Science:  Smelly Beavers' Methane Emissions Contribute to Global Warming.  

Dec. 22, 2014 (OPE)

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com; PoliticalXray.Com 

Although Global-Warming Science reports that beavers contribute 800 million kilograms of methane to the atmosphere every year, PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals) emphasizes that "The undisputed science proves that wild beavers emit far less methane into the atmosphere than does the domestic variety." Underscoring PETA's assertion is a companion scientific note to women urging them to learn an important lesson from the mistake of Tipper Gore:  "Poor Climate Hygiene Causes Divorce" -- Scroll-down past the picture immediately below for more information.

(For larger version of above image, click image or  click here.)

Through Gmail data-mining of meta-data from email communications (including the content of text deleted from such drafts) between Al Gore and Tipper Gore shortly before their divorce several years ago, such data-mining algorithms (a.k.a. Al Gore Rhythms) reveal the actual thoughts of Al and Tipper leading to their divorce:   

When Al pushed-away from Tipper's attempts to embrace him, Tipper was thinking. "Why is he pushin' me away?" At the same time, Al was thinking, "Uh jus' can't tell 'er how she's hurtin' Mother Earth."   The caption below the picture (above) of Al rejecting Tipper's embrace poses the question "Why Does He Avoid Her Embrace?"   Below the caption is the answer based solidly on the Science of Climate Hygiene: "Nobody told Tipper that beaver methane emissions contribute to global warming." Case closed.

Indeed, this has been part of the Science of Hygiene since the 1950's, which can be found by searching for the text "Fault With Women" on this Collectors Weekly page.
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