In Hastily-Called News Conference on Ukraine, President Obama Tells White House Press Corps Corpse:  "This is not the Putin you're looking for."·

By Jim Wrenn, Editor, PoliSat.Com , PoliticalXray.Com . 
March 7, 2014--

In a hastily-called press-conference on Putin's occupation of Crimea poised to soon occupy Ukraine, Obama tells the White House press corps corpse: 

"This is not the Putin you're looking for ... because  this impostor doesn't have the Reset Button I gave the REAL Putin along with:

• my cancellation of the missile-defense installations that Bush 43 had arranged to be installed in Pole-Land and the Chechoslovakian Republic, 

• the reversing of the punitive measures Bush 43 imposed for the Pre-Obama Putin's seizure of part of Georgia, 

• the Green Light in Syria, 

• the relaxation of sanctions against Iran, 

• my pulling out of Iraq without a StatFor agreement, 

• my prescient announcement in 2011 that the War in Afghanistan will end at the end of 2014,

• my dramatically downsizing the U.S. military, and

• my continuing to prop-up oil prices to flood Putin's treasury with petro-dollars by:

  • preventing construction of the Keystone pipeline, 

  • preventing expansion of drilling on any federal land, and 

  • making new drilling off-shore virtually impossible.

Thus, if we just have patience, the REAL Putin will show-up and oust this imposter and promptly join me in a push-button game of 'Reset.'"

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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