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Video exposing AVATAR Navi Princess Neytiri on Pandora captures hearts and hormones of young voters with videographic sensuality of James Cameron.·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
 
January 08, 2010--

                        An exclusive video exposes the AVATAR Navi Princess Neytiri on the planet "Pandora" in James Cameron's new blockbuster movie, "AVATAR."   The character "Neytiri" has has captured the hearts (and hormones) of virtually all environmentally conscious people-- especially young men, who are sure to enjoy this video in which Neytiri is unexpectedly exposed by a visitor from a high-tech civilization from a far-away planet. 

            The sexually sensuous appeal of Neytiri is so strong that even avid environmentalists may find it difficult to avoid thinking politically incorrect thoughts such as "drill baby drill." There's more to savor than the implications of how humans relate to the Planet. 

            The beauty of the video is that it exposes more than to just lay bare the physical beauty of Neytiri-- it also reveals the powerfully motivating effect of unyielding dedication to the environment.  What opposing ideology could even hope to compete with such powerfully motivating influences?  

            Indeed, video critics predict Neytiri's unabashed sensuality will eclipse the efforts of the Rock the Vote video in which Susan Sarandon's attractive daughter inspires young women to refuse to have sex with young men who don't support the vital elements of the progressive agenda such as saving the Earth from Global Warming, and Climate Change, preventing extinction of vital species, guaranteeing universal health care, and saving the arts from the carnivorous impulses of unbridled capitalism.

            As proof of the bona-fides of Neytiri as the new "Goddess of Green" despite her blue skin, she shows her chameleon-like ability to adapt her color to the environment.  Not since the pristine condition of Earth maintained in the pre-Columbian era by the post-Pangean indigenous inhabitants of North America has there been such hope for the future of the planet.

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            Should Al Gore be in this video or should this video be in Al Gore's next blockbuster movie?  Probably the latter.  Soon Gore (with incalculable revenue from the sale of carbon credits as well as the GAIA HAT and the GoreMobile) and Cameron (already passing $1 Billion in revenue from AVATAR) will stand astride the world as economic titans.  Warren Buffet be coming to them for advice.  Who could have predicted this back in 2000 when Gore was so cruelly robbed of his popular-vote election to be President by the unworthy George Bush?  At least Bush wasn't able to steal the Nobel Peace Prize from Gore.

 

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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http://PoliSat.Com/AVATAR.htm 

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AVATAR Stands for What in Cameron's Blockbuster Movie?·

By Jim Wrenn, 
Editor and Washington Bureau Drawer Chief at PoliSat.Com.
 
December 24, 2009--

            AVATAR stands for what in Cameron's blockbuster movie?  Just a 2001 was a ground-breaking science fiction move in special effects, AVATAR is, of course, ground-breaking in the field of special effects.  That seems to be a clear consensus among virtually all who've seen it.  It's long.  Too long for most people.  

            But does it have a message?  (Isn't the obvious answer to that "yes"?)  If so, what is its message?  Many who have seen it think the message is patently obvious.  Others (perhaps most) don't really care about the message-- they just love to be dazzled by extraordinary special effects.  They don't care that the plot line is utterly predictable from beginning to end.  

            Many critics, reviewers, etc. have expressed their opinions on the movie.  This is not a "review" of the movie.  This is about a video that provides insights into the message of the movie.  Are these insights valid?  Are the theme and message in fact much more complicated that what appears on the surface?  Does it have  elements of parody and satire?  Who is the real "brain" behind the project?  There are so many questions to which the answer may not be as obvious as most critics believe.  

            Will there be an AVATAR II (or some other variation of sequel-titling)?  The answer to that also seems patently obvious.  Some think it's about politics.  Some think it's about sex.  Some think it's about blue on red or red on blue.  

            PoliticalXray.Com claims to know what it's about.  Is such interpretation correct?  It's impossible to know without viewing PoliticalXray.Com's video about "AVATAR."  How long is this video?  It's a little longer than a minute.  Is it shocking?  Not likely.  Is it profound?  Not likely.  Is it risqué?.  Probably.  Is it too risqué?  You know what they say about art being in the eye of the beholder.  Is it safe for work?  Of course, unless you work in monastery.  Here it is:

            Now what do you think?  Isn't it obvious?  Doesn't everyone already know how obvious it is?

--Jim Wrenn, Editor at PoliSat.Com.

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http://PoliSat.Com/AVATAR.htm 

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http://polisat.com/DailyPoliticalSatire-Commentary/Archives2009/du20y09m12d24-01.htm 

 

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